Seriously, why do I have 5 bottle openers?
Do you want to hear why? Well, imagine that they're numbered 1-5 (l-r). Here's why we have them:
#1 is awesome, the best wine corkscrew around.
#2 is small, it would be perfect if you were going on a picnic, or camping, (or needed an easy-to-conceal weapon) and you wanted to pack lightly---and it can open wine bottle, beer bottles, or even a can.
#3 is what I would use to open a bottle of wine if I couldn't find #1. No, that's never happened. But it could.
#4 doesn't really need justification, because it's awesome.
Finally, although not as awesome as #4, #5 can open bottles and cans (#4 is bottles only).
See? Getting rid of stuff is difficult! There are reasons for everything. Suffice to say, we no longer have 5 bottle openers. (You're dying to know which ones made the cut, right?)
And as drawers are being emptied, other projects are (finally) getting finished: