1. Maya learned that if Daddy says "Sure, you can drive" it likely means we're just sitting in the car and not moving (but it's still pretty fun).
2. I learned that if I need to rinse out the milk bottle and Dave says "Dude, just roll down the window and dump it out. It won't fly back up at the car." he is being sarcastic. Very sarcastic.
That says "extensive splatter". A phrase typically reserved for crime scenes somehow fits our vacation photos. Also, milk + 90 degree heat = a delicious smelling car.
3. Dave learned that Maya's got jokes. You think he would already have learned that, but I guess not. This was the first time ever that he played his favorite kid joke on her (if you know him in real life, you've probably seen this one in action) . . . and she showed him. "Fool me once, shame on you . . . fool me twice, there will be payback."