Like this turkey, all puffed up:
"Look at how big and impressive I am!"
"Maya, go stand by the turkey"
"Um, I don't think so, Mommy"
"Daddy, save me!"
But the coolest by far was a male peacock, displaying his full plumage to a very bored looking female:
Hey. Hey you. Look at me.
I know you can see me. How'd ya like this angle?
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! (This was when he shrieked and charged her.)
Right after that, I started taking some video (on the cell phone, but still pretty good quality):
(you've got to watch at least until 0:56 to see the bird tushie shake. It's the undisputed highlight.)