I'm going to win the lottery.
So too bad for the rest of you suckers. And don't start asking me for money once I win, either. I don't know what I'm going to do with it yet, but it will probably be something amazing. Here's the plan:
I've started rabidly hunting for change---on the sidewalk, in the gutter, at the park, everywhere. I'm really good at it because I'm genetically programmed to be a treasure hunter (I imagine loud laughter coming from any blog readers who know my dad, king of the treasure . . . or should I say "treasure" . . . hunters.).
I started earlier this week and since then I've found 5 pennies! 5! That's 1/20 of my way to a $1 lottery ticket. And since the universe is bringing me this change, that must mean that the change will bring me the lottery.
I think it's a done deal.
I'll keep you updated on my growing loot.
PS-Only 3 days left til Maya's birthday!
PPS-I added some pics of the critters in the "About Us" tab